God and Grandma
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt1 beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the TOP of his lungs. I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR...
His older brother nudged him and said, Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.
To which the younger one replied, No, but Grandma is!
中文：
两个小孩子在他们的祖爸爸妈妈家过夜。睡觉时间到了，这两个小孩子跪在床上祈祷。弟弟用很大的声音祈祷着，我祈求有一辆新自行车我祈求有一个新游戏机我祈求有一个新录像机
他的哥哥用胳膊肘轻轻地碰了他一下，说：你为何这么大声地喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。
弟弟听了回答道：上帝是不聋，可奶奶聋呀！